Spooky Humor Lover Prints

'I just figure out why this house isn't selling.'

'Don't panic -- I'm just here for the stuff in the back of your refrigerator.'

'Mind your head'

'With people already so tense and jumpy these days, Halloween isn't much fun anymore!'

'Know where I might be able to score some electrolytes?'

It's just a small shock! Go on, it'll be funny!

C'mon, admit it - I scared you a little.

"Wow. This is pretty literal, right?"

'Well Mrs. Henson, form the looks of this place, egg stacking, children claw marks, chicken blood graffiti, egg splat everywhere, I'd have to say this is the work of a poultry geist!'

Spook repairs.

"...plain white is consistently our most popular model."

"When's the last time you flossed?"

"You are suing me for medical negligence... I knew I shouldn't of used that lawyer's brain!"

Love at First Sight

"Why am I always the designated driver?!"

Chiller Theatre

A vampire sitting on a park bench at night feeding bats.

',,, and if anyone knows of a reason why these two should not be married, let them storm this castle with pitchforks and torches or forever hold their peace,'

The witch of the west again showed no water usage for the month.

"Son, you can't get blood from a turnip!"

Scary stuff

"Oooh. . . I've got sand under my wrappings and it's so itchy. . !!"

"And this Halloween, try not to make a specter of yourself."

"Where can I find the lefts?"

"I'd like to buy a BOWEL."

Pull my finger! Zombie Humor.

'I'm sorry, we don't serve spirits.'

Ghost puddle

Halloween Support Group

Ghost frightens the photo booth.

'There's an imposter among us!'

'I don't know who you are stranger, but if you mess with big Gus you'll be in your coffin by dawn!'

Halloweek: Eating candy seven days straight.

Date Night

Monster Baseball