Spooky Humor Lovers Gifts

"Maybe I'll just put these cookies back."

Vampire alarmed by Cross.

A vampire sitting on a park bench at night feeding bats.

A spider is afraid of another spider's mask.

"I'm spooked - they don't want candy, they want ice water!"

"What are you kids going to be for Halloween?"

"And this Halloween, try not to make a specter of yourself."

Pull my finger! Zombie Humor.

'I'm sorry, we don't serve spirits.'

Date Night

'It's been murder since it was announced that eyes of newt might be a cancer cure.'

"I lose more girlfriends that way."

'Needs more kale.'

'I told you that 2 month old balonie was cursed!'

Looky... It's Bat'minton... I'll see myself out."

"Really, Larry? Of all the things that could have bitten you, you get a wereduck?"

Mayhem, Inc. Part 2

"Your veins are too narrow. Let me get our in-house specialist to help."

"Your husband says BOO!"

Witch has Exorcise Video.

"It's the kind of trade you get in a twenty-four-hour-a-day joint."

'The tough part was finding a suitable donor. You know Igor - he means well, but he's never been all that picky.'

"Identity theft hotline? Yes, it's Dracula again. Millions of people are still stealing my identity on Halloween."

Giant Headless Horseman

Transylvanian Snails.

Professor Van Helsing's long and successful career as a vampire hunter, came to a sudden end due to woodworm.

Eye of Newt Helper

'I just figure out why this house isn't selling.'

'Well Mrs. Henson, form the looks of this place, egg stacking, children claw marks, chicken blood graffiti, egg splat everywhere, I'd have to say this is the work of a poultry geist!'

"It needs some work, but it does have good bones."

'Have you got a mirror, Doctor - He wants to see what he looks like?'

"When's the last time you flossed?"

"You know Gladys, you seem to be getting younger by the minute. What's your secret?" "I finally decided to get a few injections of bootox. It works wonders!"

Healthy Witch Digest

"Your Fitbit isn't working?"