Halloween Humorists Prints

'I don't care if you only need the eye. You'll have to buy the whole newt!'

"First of all, I'd like to thank all of the little pumpkins who made this night possible."

'We're all out of candy. How 'bout a nice piece of meatloaf?'

The Jackal Lantern

"We're just different. I think better outside the box."

"Nice top and tails."

'No, no - he isn't chasing me - we're jogging!'

Trick or treat surprise.

Frank 'n' Steins...beer & bratwurst (chef Frankenstein).

"So that's your resting face."

Witch crashes into building on her broom and safety airbag deploys.

"Once again Igor is sent out for a brain and once again he brings back the wrong one. This time he returns with the brain of Libby 'Lipsticks' Harris the world kiss chase champion."

"Your Fitbit isn't working?"

"I'd like you to welcome Grinda to our group. Grinda has issues with potion abuse, poison apples, and a history of negative relationships with men and toads."

"Fraud or redistribution!"

Don't be fooled by the theatrics. She'll only suck your sap!

"What are you looking at, four eyes?"

One vampire tricks another behind a mirror.

'You and your 'Rescue the Reindeer' campaign!'

"Yeah, I'm moonlighting. It's a living."

"I hope that's low calorie eye of newt."

Dr. Frankenstein creates his newest monster, Frankenmime.

"I can't imagine why we didn't think of this before."

'Dang, again we're going so fast that we caused a disruption in the time-space continuum.'

Macbeth: Take Two

"Sorry. My blood sugar has just been running a little low lately."

'Transylvania's most famous Optometrist 'Count Mracula'.'

Browned off cows. They can't pull a cracker.

Stonehenge Sandcastle

Job Safety - Pumpkin.

"Johnson, you're new here, right? Mind if I pick your brain?"

The following is a paid political announcement.

"Gesundheit!"

"Some Debussy, Igor."

Cat Frankenstein