Halloween Humor Lovers Pillows

'Needs more kale.'

Rotting Jack-o'-Lantern Pie.

"Bat spleen? Yes. Eye of newt? Sure. Toad warts? Absolutely. But adding pumpkin spice? That's disgusting!"

Don't be fooled by the theatrics. She'll only suck your sap!

'He likes to power nap.'

'One eye of newt or two?'

"To be honest, I don't believe in ghosts."

A vampire sitting on a park bench at night feeding bats.

"What are you looking at, four eyes?"

"There it was again...SOOIE! And then she realized the pig call was coming from inside the house!"

Doglike man to vampire: 'Call me an apprentice werewolf, or even a beginner werewolf, but don't call me an under werewolf!'

"I hope that's low calorie eye of newt."

"I'm spooked - they don't want candy, they want ice water!"

"Fred's had too much to drink - now he's hitting on that old coat rack."

"Alexa, play Thriller by Michael Jackson."

"What are you kids going to be for Halloween?"

Trick or Tweet

"It's probably just seasonal."

"Had more ghost-hunters 'round my place last night....scared the daylights outta me!"

"Sorry. My blood sugar has just been running a little low lately."

'Ya gotta love the way this farmer gets into Halloween spirit.'

Macbeth: Take Two

"What are you doing? It's Halloween. Not leaving your deliveries to the last minute this year?"

"Sweetie, I'm back from the dead!"

Punkins

Zombie pet tricks.

'I don't think you quite grasp our overall motif.'

Job Safety - Pumpkin.

The following is a paid political announcement.

'Let's skip Mr. Arnold's house. He's the dog catcher.'

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