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'I'd also like to welcome Henderson here, who joins us through Equal Opportunities for the undead.'

Moments before the legend of 'the headless horseman' is born.

'But I assure you - I'm genuinely interested in your brains!'

Wanted: Dead and alive

"For the last time Helen, I'm on a murderous rampage. I'm not going to chew with my mouth closed."

"A bloodbath? Big deal! I take one every morning."

"And remember - just lie on your back and think of Transylvania!"

I never drink...wine.

'I'm sure it's a good insurance policy but I'm not sure what my husband will say.'

Embarased mummy.

Zombie Chocolate Pudding.

Beheaded ghost says to spook: 'It's just a trial separation.'

Little ship of horrors

Bottom Of The Barrel Holiday Releases

Warning: If you are reading this sign, you are about to be brutally attacked by a knife-wielding, psychotic, maniacal, dangerous serial killer who is standing directly behind you.

'It's not all it's cracked up to be, being a vampire.'

"Well you try shaving with no reflection."

I scream, you scream, we all scream for ice cream...'Why do kids keep running away?'

'You have no idea how difficult it is to be married to a she-wolf, especially when full moon and 'those days' come at the same time.'

A vampire vomits blood

"I shamble five miles every day."

"It's such a beautiful day. Why don't we go out and get someone to eat?"

'Medical school's been more challenging since the cadavers turned into zombies.'

"Better bring me another cookie. The last one fell in the water."

Love at First Sight

Transylvanian backpackers.

'The ghost walks this passage every night Monday to Friday. He has weekends off.'

"...and the humans turned Neville into 80,000 toothpicks..."

"You do realize I'm going to have to bill you for ten?"

Silence of the Chickens...

Godzillla eating people using telephone poles as chopsticks.

The Brothers Grime

The creature from the trailer by the dried-up lagoon.

"You see, it's perfectly safe to tease him..."

"The Eggsorcist"