Horror Comedy Fans Prints

A vampire preferring to use a napkin when sucking blood.

Monster game shows.

Fangs ain't what they use to be.

'Medical school's been more challenging since the cadavers turned into zombies.'

"I groom all day and still look like a baboon."

Transylvanian backpackers.

"...and the humans turned Neville into 80,000 toothpicks..."

"Oh my gosh, honey! Look out!"

"You do realize I'm going to have to bill you for ten?"

Silence of the Chickens...

"That'll be five bucks."

'We interrupt this programme for a sex flash.'

Two fishermen land on stumps. Man says to other, 'Is that enough structure for ya?!'

"It's such a beautiful day. Why don't we go out and get someone to eat?"

"Cat World Domination Day June 24th"

'So, what's for dinner ...a séance?'

"We have plenty of time to catch the ark."

"Alexa, play Thriller by Michael Jackson."

'We were thinking of naming him after his daddy, but I don't really like the name, Old slap head.'

'I was told you two have a love-hate relationship. Care to elaborate on that?'

"Do you live nearby by any chance? I hate to eat in public."

The Scarecrow Gets A Brain From Igor

Open House of Horrors

"Are you looking for metric or imperial sized neck bolts?"

"Friends have been scribbling on my cast."

Technique #54 airlines are adopting for handling excessive carry on luggage.

Standard & Poor

Frankenstein's Monster's PC.

"You want to know why I drink?. . . I drink to forget!"

'I'd also like to welcome Henderson here, who joins us through Equal Opportunities for the undead.'

"The guide book sys it's the best B.&B. in the Carpathians."

'Is your cabbage diet working darling?'

Yakety-Yak

"There's a loose string on your sweater, dear, but I'm afraid to pull it."

'It's a nicotine patch...I've been smoking too much.'