Halloween Fans Prints

Zombie Cafe.

"Of course there is still a lot of stigma attached to being undead, I hardly ever get past the interview stage."

Toadstools

"Looks like Mom is practicing getting her mask ready for Halloween tomorrow."

"Bad news, Count...you're grinding your fangs at night."

'Here we have the living room...and through to your left is a very nice dying room.'

'You just poured eye of newt and a bunch of other stuff into my laundry?'

'Stop feeling guilty. Our spells work. Our potions are effective. Why shouldn't we live well?'

Witches Brew

'I could have had a V-8!'

'I have no problems with that old black magic. It's my short-term memory that's giving me trouble.'

'Man, can't find the keys again! Now do you think these things would come with a light? No, that would make too much sense!'

Frankenstein recharges after Halloween

"No! That's no right! Remember to always use spell check."

Zombie diabetes sites: When those dead spots on our body consume insulin like the ravenous undead.

"Or was it: 'Bubble, bubble, TOIL and trouble?'"

"The recipe says if you're out of eye of newt you can substitute it with two bat gizzards."

'Medical school's been more challenging since the cadavers turned into zombies.'

"Boil, toil and trouble, I wish I'd never started this risotto."

Transylvanian backpackers.

"You do realize I'm going to have to bill you for ten?"

'He likes to power nap.'

"It's how he would have wanted to go."

"...and the humans turned Neville into 80,000 toothpicks..."

'Hello? Missing Persons?'

'One eye of newt or two?'

'Alone for the weekend at last!'

A vampire sitting on a park bench at night feeding bats.

'Good news - basic black is being shown this season.'

"To be honest, I don't believe in ghosts."

"Why am I always the designated driver?!"

"Hey! Where's that black cat? My ride's ready!"

Silence of the Chickens...

A spider is afraid of another spider's mask.

Dead Funny