Halloween Enthusiasts Prints

'It's getting really difficult to fatten them up, since the government clamped down on the sugar and fat content in food.'

"Well, thanks for the box of raisins, but we can't promise you a very good Trick or Treat rating on Yelp."

"Damn it! I can't get the steering lock off!"

'According to this, my coffin should be facing the south side of the crypt.'

'All I've got so far is a bag of stuffing.'

"I turned Billy Whitley into him. Can I keep him?"

"But I had to eat all the cookies. I'm in training for Halloween!"

"Don't be out late and stay within Wi-Fi-range."

"Friendly? I'll say! You walk up to a house and they give you candy."

"We can try yelling 'Trick or Treat' again, but I don't think anyone is home."

"They're fake plastic vampire fangs from a dress-up shop, but boy do they make the wolves turn around and leave me alone..."

"I want to make it with you."

"When did mom and dad get more excited about Halloween than we get?"

The Headless Horseman's secret shame.

"Buy two pairs of prescription eyewear and we throw in these pop-out eyeball glasses for Halloween."

Halloween Obama style . . .

Smoking Jack O Lantern.

Grim Prank

Young Frankenstein

"So what if you're a made man!!"

The b**ching hour is here

Two witches argue after crashing into each other

"Broom! Broom!"

Halloween Mobile

"Ugh. . . Where is the light switch?"

"It's more than one kid. You better cut the watermelon into pieces."

I told the kids, they're too old for Halloween.

"I hope you get... shitty in-laws when you grow up!!!"

"Alexa, play Thriller by Michael Jackson."

"Neither of us are dentists." "True, but we're saving a fortune on candy." "They probably give out healthy stuff." "Let's go next door."

In later years, the grim spectre continued to haunt Linus.

The Werewolf planner

'I love your perfume, what is it?' -'Exhumed!'

'I went under the knife. Do you like?'

'Alice, you're not wearing the bat ears I made you int he tub, are you?'