Halloween Fanatics Prints

Monster on horizon warning sign.

"I'm spooked - they don't want candy, they want ice water!"

Love at First Fright Dating Service. She's very picky. As usual, I'm having a hard time finding her a date for the Halloween Ball. She went with the Invisible Man once, but she said she could see right through him. She didn't like Cyclops because it was hard to make eye contact. Doctor Jekyll was no good because two's company and three's a crowd. Has she like anybody? Yeak, Frankenstein's monster ... She thought he was very well-built.

The Ghoulogy

"now for the spell checker."

"Wait...you don't have a vegan option?"

"Listen up ladies! I'm your Halloween chaperone! You know what that means, don't you?"

"Our cauldron developed a rust hole."

"I have a boo boo."

Three witches standing around a carafe in a coffee machine, waiting for it to fill

Monster Baseball. The team's continuing to have some problems this season. Jekyll is good one day and bad the next. Dracula only shows up for night games. The Mummy is always covered in bandages and on the injured list. And King Kong can't keep his mind on the game --- Whenever he sees a pretty woman, he climbs up into the stands after her! At least Frankenstein has been pitching great again, just like when he was young! Yeah, he has a completely new arm!

"Boil, toil and trouble, I wish I'd never started this risotto."

"He's taken buzzed to a whole new level."

Transylvanian backpackers.

'Hello? Missing Persons?'

'He likes to power nap.'

"It's how he would have wanted to go."

Toadstools

'One eye of newt or two?'

"Hey! Where's that black cat? My ride's ready!"

A vampire sitting on a park bench at night feeding bats.

Dead Funny

A spider is afraid of another spider's mask.

Night of the Zombonies.

"What are you looking at, four eyes?"

"Home depot."

"Why am I always the designated driver?!"

'Good news - basic black is being shown this season.'

"To be honest, I don't believe in ghosts."

"The Monster Mash wasn't just about having fun. We were protesting Vietnam."

"Fred's had too much to drink - now he's hitting on that old coat rack."

Zombies.

"My great-great-grandfather was forced to flee Europe because of religious persecution."

"If you wish to manifest here, you'll have to change. We don't allow anything past 1950."

Woodpecker carving pumpkins