Halloween Fanatics Mugs

Monster on horizon warning sign.

"I'm spooked - they don't want candy, they want ice water!"

The Ghoulogy

"now for the spell checker."

"Wait...you don't have a vegan option?"

"Listen up ladies! I'm your Halloween chaperone! You know what that means, don't you?"

"Our cauldron developed a rust hole."

"I have a boo boo."

Three witches standing around a carafe in a coffee machine, waiting for it to fill

"Boil, toil and trouble, I wish I'd never started this risotto."

"He's taken buzzed to a whole new level."

Transylvanian backpackers.

Toadstools

"It's how he would have wanted to go."

'He likes to power nap.'

'Hello? Missing Persons?'

'One eye of newt or two?'

A vampire sitting on a park bench at night feeding bats.

"What are you looking at, four eyes?"

A spider is afraid of another spider's mask.

"Home depot."

Night of the Zombonies.

"Hey! Where's that black cat? My ride's ready!"

"To be honest, I don't believe in ghosts."

Dead Funny

"Why am I always the designated driver?!"

'Good news - basic black is being shown this season.'

"Fred's had too much to drink - now he's hitting on that old coat rack."

"The Monster Mash wasn't just about having fun. We were protesting Vietnam."

Woodpecker carving pumpkins

Zombies.

"I said slime."

"My great-great-grandfather was forced to flee Europe because of religious persecution."

'Trickle or Spray!?'

Doglike man to vampire: 'Call me an apprentice werewolf, or even a beginner werewolf, but don't call me an under werewolf!'