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Driverless car

Monster Baseball. The team's continuing to have some problems this season. Jekyll is good one day and bad the next. Dracula only shows up for night games. The Mummy is always covered in bandages and on the injured list. And King Kong can't keep his mind on the game --- Whenever he sees a pretty woman, he climbs up into the stands after her! At least Frankenstein has been pitching great again, just like when he was young! Yeah, he has a completely new arm!

"Boil, toil and trouble, I wish I'd never started this risotto."

"He's taken buzzed to a whole new level."

Transylvanian backpackers.

'He likes to power nap.'

'Hello? Missing Persons?'

Toadstools

"It's how he would have wanted to go."

'One eye of newt or two?'

"To be honest, I don't believe in ghosts."

A vampire sitting on a park bench at night feeding bats.

'Good news - basic black is being shown this season.'

Dead Funny

A spider is afraid of another spider's mask.

"Home depot."

"What are you looking at, four eyes?"

"Why am I always the designated driver?!"

Night of the Zombonies.

"Hey! Where's that black cat? My ride's ready!"

"Fred's had too much to drink - now he's hitting on that old coat rack."

Broomstick crash.

"If you wish to manifest here, you'll have to change. We don't allow anything past 1950."

Zombies.

"I'm spooked - they don't want candy, they want ice water!"

Doglike man to vampire: 'Call me an apprentice werewolf, or even a beginner werewolf, but don't call me an under werewolf!'

'Trickle or Spray!?'

"I said slime."

"The Monster Mash wasn't just about having fun. We were protesting Vietnam."

"My great-great-grandfather was forced to flee Europe because of religious persecution."

"There it was again...SOOIE! And then she realized the pig call was coming from inside the house!"

The witch of the west again showed no water usage for the month.

Woodpecker carving pumpkins

'Awesome mummy costume!' 'I'm a pirate! Some kids just TPed me...'

"Son, you can't get blood from a turnip!"