Halloween Admirers Pillows

Driverless car

"Boil, toil and trouble, I wish I'd never started this risotto."

"He's taken buzzed to a whole new level."

Transylvanian backpackers.

'He likes to power nap.'

"It's how he would have wanted to go."

Toadstools

'Hello? Missing Persons?'

'One eye of newt or two?'

"Home depot."

"What are you looking at, four eyes?"

A vampire sitting on a park bench at night feeding bats.

A spider is afraid of another spider's mask.

Night of the Zombonies.

"Hey! Where's that black cat? My ride's ready!"

"To be honest, I don't believe in ghosts."

Dead Funny

"Why am I always the designated driver?!"

'Good news - basic black is being shown this season.'

"Fred's had too much to drink - now he's hitting on that old coat rack."

"The Monster Mash wasn't just about having fun. We were protesting Vietnam."

Woodpecker carving pumpkins

Zombies.

Broomstick crash.

Doglike man to vampire: 'Call me an apprentice werewolf, or even a beginner werewolf, but don't call me an under werewolf!'

"I said slime."

'Trickle or Spray!?'

"I'm spooked - they don't want candy, they want ice water!"

The witch of the west again showed no water usage for the month.

"If you wish to manifest here, you'll have to change. We don't allow anything past 1950."

"There it was again...SOOIE! And then she realized the pig call was coming from inside the house!"

"My great-great-grandfather was forced to flee Europe because of religious persecution."

"Son, you can't get blood from a turnip!"

"You're ruining our reputation, Bob!"