Halloween Aficionados Mugs

Violin Ghost

"Well, you may have been given the brain of a madman... but you did get excellent teeth!"

'The tough part was finding a suitable donor. You know Igor - he means well, but he's never been all that picky.'

Witch with sat nav

"It's probably just seasonal."

"O+ Harvest of ;92."

"I slept with the skeletons in the closet..."

"Hello, and welcome to Victor and Igor's latest unboxing video."

'I'm telling you I don't know where your goat is, look in the classifieds.'

'Trick-or-Eat!'

"No thanks. I'm not interested in any handouts."

"Okay, next party we skip the ice."

Date Night

"He's taken buzzed to a whole new level."

Transylvanian backpackers.

Toadstools

"It's how he would have wanted to go."

Dead Funny

"Why am I always the designated driver?!"

A spider is afraid of another spider's mask.

"Home depot."

Night of the Zombonies.

"Hey! Where's that black cat? My ride's ready!"

"What are you looking at, four eyes?"

'Good news - basic black is being shown this season.'

"I'm spooked - they don't want candy, they want ice water!"

"The Monster Mash wasn't just about having fun. We were protesting Vietnam."

"If you wish to manifest here, you'll have to change. We don't allow anything past 1950."

Woodpecker carving pumpkins

"My great-great-grandfather was forced to flee Europe because of religious persecution."

"I said slime."

Zombies.

The witch of the west again showed no water usage for the month.

'I'd like my £2.50 back'

"800 years old?!! - Gosh... you must be feeling very 'long-in-the tooth."