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Violin Ghost

"Well, you may have been given the brain of a madman... but you did get excellent teeth!"

'The tough part was finding a suitable donor. You know Igor - he means well, but he's never been all that picky.'

'My Friends ran out toilet paper.'

Witch with sat nav

"I know that house was right here last Halloween."

"Eye of newt, spit of dragon ... eww - there's a hair in the brew."

"It's probably just seasonal."

"O+ Harvest of ;92."

"I slept with the skeletons in the closet..."

"Hello, and welcome to Victor and Igor's latest unboxing video."

'I'm telling you I don't know where your goat is, look in the classifieds.'

'Trick-or-Eat!'

"No thanks. I'm not interested in any handouts."

Witch selling brats.

"Okay, next party we skip the ice."

Date Night

Monster Baseball. The team's continuing to have some problems this season. Jekyll is good one day and bad the next. Dracula only shows up for night games. The Mummy is always covered in bandages and on the injured list. And King Kong can't keep his mind on the game --- Whenever he sees a pretty woman, he climbs up into the stands after her! At least Frankenstein has been pitching great again, just like when he was young! Yeah, he has a completely new arm!

"He's taken buzzed to a whole new level."

Transylvanian backpackers.

"It's how he would have wanted to go."

Toadstools

"Home depot."

"Hey! Where's that black cat? My ride's ready!"

"Why am I always the designated driver?!"

'Good news - basic black is being shown this season.'

A spider is afraid of another spider's mask.

"What are you looking at, four eyes?"

Night of the Zombonies.

Dead Funny

"My great-great-grandfather was forced to flee Europe because of religious persecution."

"The Monster Mash wasn't just about having fun. We were protesting Vietnam."

"If you wish to manifest here, you'll have to change. We don't allow anything past 1950."

Zombies.

The witch of the west again showed no water usage for the month.