Halloween Enthusiast T-Shirts

OK, we've defined the project objectives. Now it's time to establish the stakeholders.

'Now that's scary!'

Long Lecture.

"I'm afraid I've got some bad news."

'Listen, I'm grateful to be alive at all, I just think it's shoddy work...I mean, would it have killed him to make the bolts flush with my neck?'

'I think that we have discovered the cause of your severe heartburn,'

Company Halloween Party. 'I'm the boss. That should be scary enough.'

'Maybe dad shouldn't have been carving the pumpkin while his team was losing on TV.'

'Going as a high-thread-count ghost again this year.'

A headless man puts up a poster for his lost head.

Traffic Cone Monsters

Halloween: A great excuse to clean out your junk drawer.

Sheldon has a poor choice of costume at the senior center Halloween party.

"Geez Larry, if I were you, I'd get a good lawyer."

"Some pilates classes would really loosen you up."

A pumpkin gets cosmetic surgery

Witches play at curling.

"Too soon?"

"I'll find you some candy, but first tell me how you got past the Secret Service."

Jack-o-lantern in a Barbershop

"Early Halloween costume?"

'What a coincidence, I am an economic forecaster as well.'

"I had to get braces."

"How's this for a scary costume? No mask!"

"I got another hand sanitizer... what did you get?"

'Never accept the first offer. Always hold out for more.'

Job Safety - Ghost.

"That's quite a scary Halloween outfit."

'What did the little girl in the witch cosume do when you said you were all out of candy?'

Halloween - Costume Decisions.

"There's no rest for the wicked."

"Oh! You are going to be the SCARIEST kitten at the Halloween party!"

"How about if I just buy you fifteen dollars worth of candy?"

Olive that looks suspiciously like an eye!

"Have you experienced hearing and vision loss or difficulty speaking?"