Halloween Enthusiast Gifts

OK, we've defined the project objectives. Now it's time to establish the stakeholders.

'Now that's scary!'

Long Lecture.

'My secret? Stay away from Halloween candy.'

'Botox...' - pumpkin faces

"I'm afraid I've got some bad news."

'Listen, I'm grateful to be alive at all, I just think it's shoddy work...I mean, would it have killed him to make the bolts flush with my neck?'

'I think that we have discovered the cause of your severe heartburn,'

Peter Peter's House.

Company Halloween Party. 'I'm the boss. That should be scary enough.'

'Going as a high-thread-count ghost again this year.'

'Maybe dad shouldn't have been carving the pumpkin while his team was losing on TV.'

A headless man puts up a poster for his lost head.

Traffic Cone Monsters

Halloween: A great excuse to clean out your junk drawer.

Sheldon has a poor choice of costume at the senior center Halloween party.

"Geez Larry, if I were you, I'd get a good lawyer."

"Some pilates classes would really loosen you up."

Witches play at curling.

"Too soon?"

A pumpkin gets cosmetic surgery

"I had to get braces."

"How's this for a scary costume? No mask!"

'Harold, stop playing with your food!'

Jack-o-lantern in a Barbershop

"I'll find you some candy, but first tell me how you got past the Secret Service."

'What a coincidence, I am an economic forecaster as well.'

"Early Halloween costume?"

'But I don't want free financial advice. I just want candy.'

Job Safety - Ghost.

"How about if I just buy you fifteen dollars worth of candy?"

'I'm a mud-slinging politician. Get it?'

"Have you experienced hearing and vision loss or difficulty speaking?"

Olive that looks suspiciously like an eye!

Halloween - Costume Decisions.