Halloween Aficionado Gifts

Halloween, 'Please drive carefully, children on sugar high.'

'Yeah we found it, hey Ichabod, remember that jack o' lantern somebody left at table two this morning? Where is it?'

Halloween Support Group

'Don't mind us, we're just passive bystanders.'

My broom's in the shop.

The Scream and Monsters

"Where's your candy."

'I don't feel like brains tonight...let's grab a pizza!'

"I'm putting you on the 'Zombie Diet'. It's a no-brainer."

'I'm a huge fan of your work.'

"Johnson, you're new here, right? Mind if I pick your brain?"

World Series 2004 - Hall of Fame.

"Let's go to Mr. Henley's house. He's a banker."

"Usually, after the full moon, I turn back."

"I don't think he said 'bran muffins', I think he said 'brain muffins'!"

"Oh, how sweet of you! You really didn't have to!"

I never drink...wine.

'Sorry, can't help you.' (ugly man buying masks)

'What am I going as this year? Well I'm already orange, so I might just get a poofy wig and go as Snooki...'

Born of the Dead

'I'll have the browning of cauliflower,the cracked stem of celery, and the black heart of turnip.'

"If you're going out, pick up some candles."

'Your blood test came back ancient.'

"I think it's a subpoena!"

Halloween

"Harold, you two guys have the same hat. He even has your eyes. Harold. . . Harold. . . Harold?"

"Don't eat there. They once served me spoiled children."

Ghost and Skeleton Selfie

A witch gets ready to go out

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Pinata Zombies

"Give way immediately!"

"Yeah, uh, maybe you're not cut out to be the 'sparkly' kind of vampire."

'I'm very much hoping they don't ban covering oneself in black from head to foot.'

The headless polo player.