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Cut out and keep your own Witch.

Monster Baseball. The team's continuing to have some problems this season. Jekyll is good one day and bad the next. Dracula only shows up for night games. The Mummy is always covered in bandages and on the injured list. And King Kong can't keep his mind on the game --- Whenever he sees a pretty woman, he climbs up into the stands after her! At least Frankenstein has been pitching great again, just like when he was young! Yeah, he has a completely new arm!

"Boil, toil and trouble, I wish I'd never started this risotto."

"So, what brings you in today, Mr. Brooks? High anxiety again?"

"He's taken buzzed to a whole new level."

Transylvanian backpackers.

"It's how he would have wanted to go."

'Hello? Missing Persons?'

'... And this is my cellar.'

"What are you looking at, four eyes?"

"Maybe if we added some pumpkin spice?"

A spider is afraid of another spider's mask.

'Good news - basic black is being shown this season.'

"Hey! Where's that black cat? My ride's ready!"

"Home depot."

Night of the Zombonies.

"Why am I always the designated driver?!"

Dead Funny

Frankenstein working at a hot dog stand.

"I'm the bad guy..."

Woodpecker carving pumpkins

"My great-great-grandfather was forced to flee Europe because of religious persecution."

Broomstick crash.

"If you wish to manifest here, you'll have to change. We don't allow anything past 1950."

The witch of the west again showed no water usage for the month.

"I said slime."

"I'm spooked - they don't want candy, they want ice water!"

Neighbor Leaf Wars

'Did you watch the horror movie?'

"The Monster Mash wasn't just about having fun. We were protesting Vietnam."

The Last Leaf

'Trickle or Spray!?'

Zombies.

'Awesome mummy costume!' 'I'm a pirate! Some kids just TPed me...'

"Son, you can't get blood from a turnip!"