Hallowe'en Aficionado Prints

Cut out and keep your own Witch.

"Boil, toil and trouble, I wish I'd never started this risotto."

"So, what brings you in today, Mr. Brooks? High anxiety again?"

"He's taken buzzed to a whole new level."

Transylvanian backpackers.

"It's how he would have wanted to go."

'Hello? Missing Persons?'

'... And this is my cellar.'

Dead Funny

"Maybe if we added some pumpkin spice?"

Night of the Zombonies.

"Why am I always the designated driver?!"

"Home depot."

"What are you looking at, four eyes?"

"Hey! Where's that black cat? My ride's ready!"

'Good news - basic black is being shown this season.'

A spider is afraid of another spider's mask.

Neighbor Leaf Wars

'Trickle or Spray!?'

"My great-great-grandfather was forced to flee Europe because of religious persecution."

Woodpecker carving pumpkins

'Did you watch the horror movie?'

"I said slime."

Broomstick crash.

"I'm the bad guy..."

Zombies.

The witch of the west again showed no water usage for the month.

"If you wish to manifest here, you'll have to change. We don't allow anything past 1950."

"The Monster Mash wasn't just about having fun. We were protesting Vietnam."

The Last Leaf

"I'm spooked - they don't want candy, they want ice water!"

"Son, you can't get blood from a turnip!"