Halloween Enjoyer Prints

"Boil, toil and trouble, I wish I'd never started this risotto."

"He's taken buzzed to a whole new level."

Transylvanian backpackers.

'Hello? Missing Persons?'

Toadstools

"It's how he would have wanted to go."

'He likes to power nap.'

'One eye of newt or two?'

Night of the Zombonies.

A vampire sitting on a park bench at night feeding bats.

'Good news - basic black is being shown this season.'

A spider is afraid of another spider's mask.

"What are you looking at, four eyes?"

"Home depot."

"Hey! Where's that black cat? My ride's ready!"

"To be honest, I don't believe in ghosts."

Dead Funny

"I was almost that last year."

"Why am I always the designated driver?!"

"My great-great-grandfather was forced to flee Europe because of religious persecution."

"Fred's had too much to drink - now he's hitting on that old coat rack."

"The Monster Mash wasn't just about having fun. We were protesting Vietnam."

"I said slime."

Zombies.

Woodpecker carving pumpkins

'Trickle or Spray!?'

Doglike man to vampire: 'Call me an apprentice werewolf, or even a beginner werewolf, but don't call me an under werewolf!'

The witch of the west again showed no water usage for the month.

"There it was again...SOOIE! And then she realized the pig call was coming from inside the house!"

"If you wish to manifest here, you'll have to change. We don't allow anything past 1950."

"I'm spooked - they don't want candy, they want ice water!"

Broomstick crash.

"Son, you can't get blood from a turnip!"