Halloween Lover Prints

'No! This isn't the place to order a blood transfusion!'

"I'm getting too old for a broom."

'My secret is putting the toil in first and adding the trouble just as it comes to a boil.'

'Maybe these weren't the best choices for Halloween costumes.'

Charging Station

'Oh great, these guys again! The big guy can't fit inside the MRI scanner, sheet boy falls right through it, and The Count's images never develop...'

'We're a giant Q-tip'

Scary Halloween ICD-10 codes.

'One eye of newt or two?'

'It will cost more, but I suggest building from scratch instead of a gingerbread mix.'

'You're lucky -I'm turning into my mother'

'I don't think you quite grasp our overall motif.'

Don't text while flying.

'Awesome mummy costume!' 'I'm a pirate! Some kids just TPed me...'

"I'm confused....you always say not to take candy from strangers, but tonight you tell me to go to strangers and ask for candy!"

'What'll it be...'

Trick or Treat during pandemic.

'It cooks great, but it won't fit in the dishwasher.'

Wolfman riding in the Car

'What's your poison?'

A witch buys a broom from the hardware store - 'Don't bother wrapping it, I'll ride it home.'

'You wouldn't believe how much broom insurance is if you've had three measly accidents.'

"Ich habe einen ziemlich miesen DNA-Tag."

'I have to disappoint you Mrs Robinson, today is not Halloween.'

'My costume is scary data ... get it?'

'But first, a few questions about life and death.'

"I can set you up with a Will or a Living Trust. Curses are a little trickier."

And you thought it couldn't get any worse.

'Put your head upon my shoulders...'

"Is eye of newt red or white meat?"

The Witch Sisters Fmaily Picture

"I want you kids to always follow your hopes and screams."

"Wow. This beer goes right through you!"

"We're TV pundits debating the issues."

Chess Halloween