Halloween Lover Pillows

'No! This isn't the place to order a blood transfusion!'

"I'm getting too old for a broom."

'My secret is putting the toil in first and adding the trouble just as it comes to a boil.'

'Oh great, these guys again! The big guy can't fit inside the MRI scanner, sheet boy falls right through it, and The Count's images never develop...'

'It will cost more, but I suggest building from scratch instead of a gingerbread mix.'

Scary Halloween ICD-10 codes.

'One eye of newt or two?'

'You're lucky -I'm turning into my mother'

Trick or Treat during pandemic.

'I don't think you quite grasp our overall motif.'

'What'll it be...'

Don't text while flying.

"I'm confused....you always say not to take candy from strangers, but tonight you tell me to go to strangers and ask for candy!"

'It cooks great, but it won't fit in the dishwasher.'

Wolfman riding in the Car

'You wouldn't believe how much broom insurance is if you've had three measly accidents.'

'My costume is scary data ... get it?'

'But first, a few questions about life and death.'

"Ich habe einen ziemlich miesen DNA-Tag."

A witch buys a broom from the hardware store - 'Don't bother wrapping it, I'll ride it home.'

'I have to disappoint you Mrs Robinson, today is not Halloween.'

'What's your poison?'

"She's a classic."

"Yeah, vertical cemeteries are helping urban sustainability. But going by haunted cemetery standards ... kinda lame."

Chess Halloween

"Have you seen the walk-in broom closet?"

Event Planner

"I can set you up with a Will or a Living Trust. Curses are a little trickier."

"Something nocturnal."

"It just isn't Halloween unless you push your body to the brink of diabetes."

Frankenstein Tech Support.

"Is eye of newt red or white meat?"

"Wow. This beer goes right through you!"

"I just don't think we're cut out for seasonal work..."

'Ya gotta love the way this farmer gets into Halloween spirit.'