Horror Aficionado Gifts

The Elevator Pitch of Frankenstein

Woman Begins To Sweep Away Her Shadow

'... And this is my cellar.'

"The following report contains images some viewers may find disturbing. . .so pay attention."

Edgar Allan Poe

Frankenstein working at a hot dog stand.

'Well, that's just great...zombies! There goes the neighbourhood!'

"Have you tried turning him off and on again?"

"If Doctor have time, after bringing dead back to life, Doctor fix Egor's hump?"

Here Lies Bill Smith, Victim of a Mad Axe Murderer, Rest in Pieces

Road sign: 'Exit 73: Gas, Food, Lodging and totally creepy locals who act like they're hiding some ghastly town secret, 3/4 miles ahead.'

"You've finally moved your bowels, Mr. Frankenstein!"

"And as the hand reached in the coop a voice whispered; 'you've got to break a few eggs to make an omelette'!"

'On your personals AD, you say you're a butcher . . . that's fascinating. Tell me about that . . .'

'Oh-oh!... The tempo of the background music just changed.'

'Oh sit down Harold, Alice doesn't want to hear our problems!'

"Didn't give the face a lot of thought, did you?"

"I told you not to do that!"

"There's another one of those abominable mountain climbers."

Cloud Cuckoo Land, "Earnest's invite had lied about there being a live band"

A woman watches hands come out of the washing machine.

Orientation: Welcome to Hell

The Frankenstein monster's photo album.

'I blame my parents ? all of them!'

Effects of the new 3D technology.

"Something must have spooked him..!?"

The cinema of the Absurd.

"And now, a little experiment I worked on over the summer."

'Late night horror programme anyone?' (Australians watching Test Match Cricket).

Rosemary's Hairdresser's Cousin's Baby

Linda Blair

Bill Skarsgard

"The crowdfunding"

"Rosemary's baby's teething spoon."

"I'm the bad guy..."