Horror Aficionado Gifts

The Elevator Pitch of Frankenstein

Woman Begins To Sweep Away Her Shadow

'... And this is my cellar.'

"Have you tried turning him off and on again?"

'Well, that's just great...zombies! There goes the neighbourhood!'

Edgar Allan Poe

A woman watches hands come out of the washing machine.

"You've finally moved your bowels, Mr. Frankenstein!"

'Late night horror programme anyone?' (Australians watching Test Match Cricket).

'On your personals AD, you say you're a butcher . . . that's fascinating. Tell me about that . . .'

"And as the hand reached in the coop a voice whispered; 'you've got to break a few eggs to make an omelette'!"

'Oh-oh!... The tempo of the background music just changed.'

"Something must have spooked him..!?"

"There's another one of those abominable mountain climbers."

"I told you not to do that!"

"Didn't give the face a lot of thought, did you?"

The Frankenstein monster's photo album.

Orientation: Welcome to Hell

Here Lies Bill Smith, Victim of a Mad Axe Murderer, Rest in Pieces

'I blame my parents ? all of them!'

Effects of the new 3D technology.

'Oh sit down Harold, Alice doesn't want to hear our problems!'

Road sign: 'Exit 73: Gas, Food, Lodging and totally creepy locals who act like they're hiding some ghastly town secret, 3/4 miles ahead.'

The cinema of the Absurd.

"If Doctor have time, after bringing dead back to life, Doctor fix Egor's hump?"

Cloud Cuckoo Land, "Earnest's invite had lied about there being a live band"

"What a pity the season had to end like this!"

"All the body parts were locally sourced."

A werewolf reads "Hello Moon" to his child.

"Your heart rate's good, but it shouldn't be beating under the floor like that."

"I would have made the gore sickening in a different way."

Night of the Inner Demons

It came from the group thread

"The scariest part is knowing that someday something'll come along that will make us go, 'Even the spider mutants weren't this bad.' "

"Rosemary's baby's teething spoon."