Nightmare Aficionado Gifts

"I'll be a little late. I'm working a double shift."

'He really wanted to get into the zombie role, so he became a Meth-Head actor.'

"So, what brings you in today, Mr. Brooks? High anxiety again?"

'The ghost walks this passage every night Monday to Friday. He has weekends off.'

'... And this is my cellar.'

Night of the Zombonies.

Dead Funny

Paranormal A-Z...

Chiller Theatre

"Why am I always the designated driver?!"

Dracula in a Vampire Hospital getting some extra blood from a Human blood drip

Vlad the Inhaler

Frankenstein working at a hot dog stand.

"If you wish to manifest here, you'll have to change. We don't allow anything past 1950."

'Did you watch the horror movie?'

Igor hesitated - "You give me that silly old brain, and i'll give you these magic beans!"

"It's such a beautiful day. Why don't we go out and get someone to eat?"

Astral Projection

"I'm the bad guy..."

Solar Frankenstein

I crawled out of a toilet and ate a guy. Say my name 3 times in a mirror. I dare you. No one suspects I'm Slenderman. She took me home. Then she woke up in a tub of ice missing a kidney. Urban Legends-in-Their-Own-Minds.

Horror Stories.

"So besides opera and lurking, what do you do to relax?"

"Alexa, play Thriller by Michael Jackson."

"800 years old?!! - Gosh... you must be feeling very 'long-in-the tooth."

Scene from 'Night of the Koala'

"Where’s your sense of Gothic romance?"

"Had more ghost-hunters 'round my place last night....scared the daylights outta me!"

"This makes Pamplona seem like child's play."

"Sorry. My blood sugar has just been running a little low lately."

"I'd like to buy a BOWEL."

"...We've traced your lineage all the way back to a 15th-century East European Count."

Dracula vacationing in Venice feeding bats in the Piazza of St. Mark.

The Scarecrow Gets A Brain From Igor

'Hey, what am I, chopped liver?'