Haunting Aficionado Gifts

'Meet the Ghost Writer.'

'He really wanted to get into the zombie role, so he became a Meth-Head actor.'

"So, what brings you in today, Mr. Brooks? High anxiety again?"

'The ghost walks this passage every night Monday to Friday. He has weekends off.'

'... And this is my cellar.'

Dead Funny

"Can't you do something more creative than messing around with cupboard doors?"

Paranormal A-Z...

Night of the Zombonies.

"Why am I always the designated driver?!"

Ghost School.

Frankenstein working at a hot dog stand.

"If you wish to manifest here, you'll have to change. We don't allow anything past 1950."

'Did you watch the horror movie?'

"It's such a beautiful day. Why don't we go out and get someone to eat?"

"I'm the bad guy..."

"I'll be a little late. I'm working a double shift."

"Where’s your sense of Gothic romance?"

"800 years old?!! - Gosh... you must be feeling very 'long-in-the tooth."

Scene from 'Night of the Koala'

"Had more ghost-hunters 'round my place last night....scared the daylights outta me!"

"Alexa, play Thriller by Michael Jackson."

"So besides opera and lurking, what do you do to relax?"

Horror Stories.

'I know how much you like holding hands, so I brought you a box of them..'

The Scarecrow Gets A Brain From Igor

'I'm sorry, we don't serve spirits.'

"Oh it's not haunted, it's just really old and nothing works."

'Hey, what am I, chopped liver?'

Halloween Support Group

Orientation: Welcome to Hell

"Johnson, you're new here, right? Mind if I pick your brain?"

Halloween Selfie

Monster Baseball

Punkins