Paranormal Aficionado Gifts

Antoinne the Psychic.

"One knock for yes, two knocks to leave a message, three knocks to speak to an advisor..."

'Truce?'

'Are you all right? You look like Death.'

'For the last time, Regan, there's NOTHING under your bed!'

"Spoiler alert! You won't be needing those warm clothes."

"I didn't know you were spiritual."

Paranormal A-Z...

"The good news is your back surgery has healed perfectly. However, it looks like you may have to go back for a second exorcism!"

"The legend is true. Bigger Foot exists."

"If you wish to manifest here, you'll have to change. We don't allow anything past 1950."

Man using leaf blower is blowing ghosts out of a graveyard.

'I don't mind the haunting. I mind the droppings.'

'The ghost walks this passage every night Monday to Friday. He has weekends off.'

'I really got to stop watching paranormal movies before bed!'

'Invisible fence'

"You're lucky – little ghost girls are so much easier than possessed little boys."

This place makes me jumpy...

"Don't mention the portal to hell. Maureen's very upset about it."

The ghost's walk

I know you're trapped in this realm because you left something unfinished, Bob. But honestly, I threw the rest of that pizza away years ago.

I hate it when he does that.

"Forget it, Lenny. He's on the 'Do-not-Haunt' list."

"You are soon to encounter an odd flying object in the sky... or maybe a strong wind."

'He really wanted to get into the zombie role, so he became a Meth-Head actor.'

"So, what brings you in today, Mr. Brooks? High anxiety again?"

'... And this is my cellar.'

'Alone for the weekend at last!'

"Why am I always the designated driver?!"

Ghost School.

Dead Funny

Night of the Zombonies.

Frankenstein working at a hot dog stand.

Grim Reaper Buying CDs...

New Road Signs to Watch For: