Paranormal Fan Gifts

"It's not the paranormal activity that bothers me so much as the passive aggression."

'And what makes you think you'll be good at planning ahead?'

'Oh, no! The poltergeist has taken up juggling.'

'I don't feel so good.' 'I should hope not.'

"...The Spirits are out at the moment, but if you'd like to leave a message...."

'Oh mate, I can't wait for the zombie apocalypse!'

"And of course there's the conspiracy theorists who believe aliens are already here amongst us..."

'Dang it, Braxton, you know I hate it when you leave hair all over the soap!'

'I met my husband at one of these conventions. You could say it was love at second sight.'

"I think i saw a ghost, Dude. It was wearing Booooooots." "Was it, like, a male ghost, or did it have Booooobs?" High comedy,

'There's an imposter among us!'

Ghost sperm.

'...Dad, do you believe in paranormal...activity?'

"We better go. It's starting to come to."

"Did you go to the beach?"

"So, Chupacabra, what makes you think you can be the new family bogeyman?"

"Ghosts? I haven't seen a ghost here for 3000 years!"

"They have to make eye contact with us for us to take over their brains. I think we're in trouble."

"£80 for a crystal ball?? They must've seen you coming. . . !"

"You are going to meet a beautiful young lady at a biology lesson. . ."

"This had better be important! I was in the middle of Antiques Roadshow..."

"Word has it, you used to haunt a castle in Scotland."

A ghost is frightened by a knock at the door

"May I recommend THIS property? It's ideal for first-time haunters..."

"Aaahhhh! Frank? Is that you?"

"Everyone say 'Hot Ghoul Summer!'"

Ghost in the bedroom.

"I'm over here, Bob!"

"You know, my unearthly moans are a lot less terrifying when you're chomping a squeaky toy."

"I'm not really into organized religion, though I am very spiritual."

If he had a nightmare, let him crawl in bed with us. Ok. But we don't have children.

People who bought into this....Also bought into this.

"I've just had the most horrible dream!"

A Ghost

Haunted museum