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'He really wanted to get into the zombie role, so he became a Meth-Head actor.'

"So, what brings you in today, Mr. Brooks? High anxiety again?"

'The ghost walks this passage every night Monday to Friday. He has weekends off.'

'... And this is my cellar.'

Dracula in a Vampire Hospital getting some extra blood from a Human blood drip

Night of the Zombonies.

Vlad the Inhaler

Paranormal A-Z...

Chiller Theatre

Dead Funny

"Why am I always the designated driver?!"

"It's such a beautiful day. Why don't we go out and get someone to eat?"

'Did you watch the horror movie?'

Igor hesitated - "You give me that silly old brain, and i'll give you these magic beans!"

"I'm the bad guy..."

"If you wish to manifest here, you'll have to change. We don't allow anything past 1950."

Solar Frankenstein

"Alexa, play Thriller by Michael Jackson."

"800 years old?!! - Gosh... you must be feeling very 'long-in-the tooth."

Scene from 'Night of the Koala'

"So besides opera and lurking, what do you do to relax?"

"Had more ghost-hunters 'round my place last night....scared the daylights outta me!"

"This makes Pamplona seem like child's play."

Horror Stories.

"Where’s your sense of Gothic romance?"

"Sorry. My blood sugar has just been running a little low lately."

The Scarecrow Gets A Brain From Igor

Dracula vacationing in Venice feeding bats in the Piazza of St. Mark.

'I'm sorry, we don't serve spirits.'

Man runs scared from ringing graveyard bell.

"...We've traced your lineage all the way back to a 15th-century East European Count."

'Hey, what am I, chopped liver?'