Horror Tale Aficionado Pillows

Horror Stories by the Base campfire.

'He really wanted to get into the zombie role, so he became a Meth-Head actor.'

"So, what brings you in today, Mr. Brooks? High anxiety again?"

"...and what really makes this story scary is the kittens got lost in the woods before flea and tick products were invented."

'... And this is my cellar.'

Night of the Latkes

Night of the Zombonies.

Dead Funny

Out To Lurch

Chiller Theatre

Frankenstein working at a hot dog stand.

Igor hesitated - "You give me that silly old brain, and i'll give you these magic beans!"

'Did you watch the horror movie?'

"My great-great-grandfather was forced to flee Europe because of religious persecution."

"I'll be a little late. I'm working a double shift."

Zombies.

"I'm the bad guy..."

Solar Frankenstein

I crawled out of a toilet and ate a guy. Say my name 3 times in a mirror. I dare you. No one suspects I'm Slenderman. She took me home. Then she woke up in a tub of ice missing a kidney. Urban Legends-in-Their-Own-Minds.

"This makes Pamplona seem like child's play."

Horror Stories.

"So besides opera and lurking, what do you do to relax?"

"800 years old?!! - Gosh... you must be feeling very 'long-in-the tooth."

"Alexa, play Thriller by Michael Jackson."

Scene from 'Night of the Koala'

"Where’s your sense of Gothic romance?"

The Scarecrow Gets A Brain From Igor

"Harry?... Is that you?"

"Do you live nearby by any chance? I hate to eat in public."

"Alone bad. Boyfriend good!"

Man runs scared from ringing graveyard bell.

Orientation: Welcome to Hell

'A vampire bat! No kidding!'

'...And the best he can do is a bunch of gophers?'

Monster Baseball