Horror Flick Aficionado Pillows

Zombie Snob

Non discrimination to Vampires

'He really wanted to get into the zombie role, so he became a Meth-Head actor.'

Sure, he's a zombie but hey, it's nice to finally meet someone who is more interested in my brains than my body.

Love at First Sight

"So, what brings you in today, Mr. Brooks? High anxiety again?"

'He likes to power nap.'

'... And this is my cellar.'

"Why am I always the designated driver?!"

Chiller Theatre

Dead Funny

Night of the Zombonies.

Godzillla eating people using telephone poles as chopsticks.

Frankenstein working at a hot dog stand.

"The Eggsorcist"

"You really ought to cut down on your scream time."

'Did you watch the horror movie?'

"I'm the bad guy..."

Canine Scentipede

"He's got lifeless eyes. Black eyes...like a DOLL'S EYES!!"

Igor hesitated - "You give me that silly old brain, and i'll give you these magic beans!"

Solar Frankenstein

Old sea captains queue to see Monster Whale Revenge.

'Hello, I'm Dr. Frank Stein and this is my anaesthetist, Dr. Ivan Gore. We'll be doing your hernia operation tomorrow.'

Doctor Frankenstein creates a new monster that makes the mob even more blood thirsty. Colour

"So besides opera and lurking, what do you do to relax?"

"800 years old?!! - Gosh... you must be feeling very 'long-in-the tooth."

Horror Stories.

"Where’s your sense of Gothic romance?"

Scene from 'Night of the Koala'

I crawled out of a toilet and ate a guy. Say my name 3 times in a mirror. I dare you. No one suspects I'm Slenderman. She took me home. Then she woke up in a tub of ice missing a kidney. Urban Legends-in-Their-Own-Minds.

"Alexa, play Thriller by Michael Jackson."

"Sweetie, I'm back from the dead!"

"I loved the bit where you hid under the seat."

The Scarecrow Gets A Brain From Igor