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Night of the Living Extroverts

'You two better stop watching those scary movies! You know they'll give you daymares.'

Slug 3-D movies

"I told him. . . 'Norman, forget that woman! She's no good for you! I need you to run the Bates Motel! Norman! Are you listening to your mother?'"

'He really wanted to get into the zombie role, so he became a Meth-Head actor.'

Sure, he's a zombie but hey, it's nice to finally meet someone who is more interested in my brains than my body.

Love at First Sight

"...and the humans turned Neville into 80,000 toothpicks..."

'He likes to power nap.'

"Why am I always the designated driver?!"

Dead Funny

Chiller Theatre

Godzillla eating people using telephone poles as chopsticks.

Igor hesitated - "You give me that silly old brain, and i'll give you these magic beans!"

"You really ought to cut down on your scream time."

"The Eggsorcist"

Canine Scentipede

"He's got lifeless eyes. Black eyes...like a DOLL'S EYES!!"

Solar Frankenstein

'Hello, I'm Dr. Frank Stein and this is my anaesthetist, Dr. Ivan Gore. We'll be doing your hernia operation tomorrow.'

Old sea captains queue to see Monster Whale Revenge.

'I'd like my £2.50 back'

"Alexa, play Thriller by Michael Jackson."

I crawled out of a toilet and ate a guy. Say my name 3 times in a mirror. I dare you. No one suspects I'm Slenderman. She took me home. Then she woke up in a tub of ice missing a kidney. Urban Legends-in-Their-Own-Minds.

Doctor Frankenstein creates a new monster that makes the mob even more blood thirsty. Colour

"Alone bad. Boyfriend good!"

The Scarecrow Gets A Brain From Igor

Man runs scared from ringing graveyard bell.

"Really? That's the only game in this house?"

"Do you live nearby by any chance? I hate to eat in public."

"Sweetie, I'm back from the dead!"

"Harry?... Is that you?"

Zumbie: Zumba for zombies.

"I loved the bit where you hid under the seat."

'Hey, what am I, chopped liver?'