Horror Film Fans Pillows

Vampire baby in 'Grav-co' stroller.

'...and do not open to strange people.'

"You think the movie is scary? Go price the popcorn."

"I'd like a room closest to the lightning rod."

Sure, he's a zombie but hey, it's nice to finally meet someone who is more interested in my brains than my body.

'Medical school's been more challenging since the cadavers turned into zombies.'

Love at First Sight

Transylvanian backpackers.

"You do realize I'm going to have to bill you for ten?"

'He likes to power nap.'

"...and the humans turned Neville into 80,000 toothpicks..."

"Why am I always the designated driver?!"

Silence of the Chickens...

Godzillla eating people using telephone poles as chopsticks.

Canine Scentipede

"The Eggsorcist"

'So, what's for dinner ...a séance?'

'Hello, I'm Dr. Frank Stein and this is my anaesthetist, Dr. Ivan Gore. We'll be doing your hernia operation tomorrow.'

Old sea captains queue to see Monster Whale Revenge.

Doctor Frankenstein creates a new monster that makes the mob even more blood thirsty. Colour

'I'd like my £2.50 back'

"Alexa, play Thriller by Michael Jackson."

Zumbie: Zumba for zombies.

'Hey, what am I, chopped liver?'

"Are you looking for metric or imperial sized neck bolts?"

Open House of Horrors

"Sweetie, I'm back from the dead!"

The Scarecrow Gets A Brain From Igor

"I loved the bit where you hid under the seat."

Frankenstein's Monster's PC.

"Really? That's the only game in this house?"

"The guide book sys it's the best B.&B. in the Carpathians."

Zombie Problems

"See, dear, it's only an owl hooting...."

Monsters looking for a new bed to move under.