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Why Creatures Of The Night Don't Wear Corduroy

Sure, he's a zombie but hey, it's nice to finally meet someone who is more interested in my brains than my body.

'Medical school's been more challenging since the cadavers turned into zombies.'

Love at First Sight

Transylvanian backpackers.

"...and the humans turned Neville into 80,000 toothpicks..."

"You do realize I'm going to have to bill you for ten?"

Silence of the Chickens...

"Why am I always the designated driver?!"

Godzillla eating people using telephone poles as chopsticks.

"He's got lifeless eyes. Black eyes...like a DOLL'S EYES!!"

"I'm spooked - they don't want candy, they want ice water!"

Canine Scentipede

"The Eggsorcist"

"You really ought to cut down on your scream time."

'So, what's for dinner ...a séance?'

Old sea captains queue to see Monster Whale Revenge.

'Hello, I'm Dr. Frank Stein and this is my anaesthetist, Dr. Ivan Gore. We'll be doing your hernia operation tomorrow.'

"Alexa, play Thriller by Michael Jackson."

Doctor Frankenstein creates a new monster that makes the mob even more blood thirsty. Colour

Do it! Go into the woods alone!...

Frankenstein's Monster's PC.

"Sweetie, I'm back from the dead!"

"Really? That's the only game in this house?"

Open House of Horrors

"I loved the bit where you hid under the seat."

The Scarecrow Gets A Brain From Igor

'Hey, what am I, chopped liver?'

"Are you looking for metric or imperial sized neck bolts?"

Zumbie: Zumba for zombies.

"The guide book sys it's the best B.&B. in the Carpathians."

"There's a loose string on your sweater, dear, but I'm afraid to pull it."

"See, dear, it's only an owl hooting...."

The Mummy's Purse...

Monsters looking for a new bed to move under.