Horror Movie Fanatic Pillows

'Here comes the scary part.'

Cannibal Eatery

Frankenstein discovers that his bride may have been unfaithful.

Dawn of the Dead Grass.

Man buying facial tissue in grocery store see zombie buying brain tissue.

"We pay the living dead wage."

"Sure it's a nice place, Honey, but it cost me an arm and a leg!"

Sure, he's a zombie but hey, it's nice to finally meet someone who is more interested in my brains than my body.

'Medical school's been more challenging since the cadavers turned into zombies.'

Love at First Sight

Transylvanian backpackers.

"You do realize I'm going to have to bill you for ten?"

'He likes to power nap.'

"Why am I always the designated driver?!"

Silence of the Chickens...

Godzillla eating people using telephone poles as chopsticks.

"The Eggsorcist"

Canine Scentipede

'So, what's for dinner ...a séance?'

'Hello, I'm Dr. Frank Stein and this is my anaesthetist, Dr. Ivan Gore. We'll be doing your hernia operation tomorrow.'

Doctor Frankenstein creates a new monster that makes the mob even more blood thirsty. Colour

Open House of Horrors

"Are you looking for metric or imperial sized neck bolts?"

Frankenstein's Monster's PC.

"I loved the bit where you hid under the seat."

"No! I am your father!" "Noooooo!"

'Hey, what am I, chopped liver?'

"Sweetie, I'm back from the dead!"

"Really? That's the only game in this house?"

"The guide book sys it's the best B.&B. in the Carpathians."

"See, dear, it's only an owl hooting...."

Monsters looking for a new bed to move under.

The Mummy's Purse...

Zombie Problems

"There's a loose string on your sweater, dear, but I'm afraid to pull it."