Horror Film Fans Gifts

Vampire baby in 'Grav-co' stroller.

Zombie rents from the dead box DVDs.

'...and do not open to strange people.'

Lon Chaney meets Dick Cheney.

"You think the movie is scary? Go price the popcorn."

"I'd like a room closest to the lightning rod."

'Medical school's been more challenging since the cadavers turned into zombies.'

Sure, he's a zombie but hey, it's nice to finally meet someone who is more interested in my brains than my body.

Love at First Sight

Transylvanian backpackers.

'He likes to power nap.'

"...and the humans turned Neville into 80,000 toothpicks..."

"You do realize I'm going to have to bill you for ten?"

"Why am I always the designated driver?!"

Silence of the Chickens...

Godzillla eating people using telephone poles as chopsticks.

"You really ought to cut down on your scream time."

"He's got lifeless eyes. Black eyes...like a DOLL'S EYES!!"

"The Eggsorcist"

Canine Scentipede

'So, what's for dinner ...a séance?'

'Hello, I'm Dr. Frank Stein and this is my anaesthetist, Dr. Ivan Gore. We'll be doing your hernia operation tomorrow.'

Old sea captains queue to see Monster Whale Revenge.

"Alexa, play Thriller by Michael Jackson."

'I'd like my £2.50 back'

Doctor Frankenstein creates a new monster that makes the mob even more blood thirsty. Colour

Frankenstein's Monster's PC.

"Really? That's the only game in this house?"

The Scarecrow Gets A Brain From Igor

"Are you looking for metric or imperial sized neck bolts?"

"Sweetie, I'm back from the dead!"

"I loved the bit where you hid under the seat."

Zumbie: Zumba for zombies.

'Hey, what am I, chopped liver?'

Open House of Horrors