Horror Film Buffs Gifts

Old sea captains queue to see Monster Whale Revenge.

Lord Summerisle was a Big Jacko fan...

Horror Movies in Hell.

"It started out with a slight cough and a fever, so I thought maybe I had that Covid, you know? Then I started to get really hungry, like all the time. Well, then my eye fell out and, as you can see, it all started going downhill from there."

Sure, he's a zombie but hey, it's nice to finally meet someone who is more interested in my brains than my body.

Love at First Sight

'Take a few days off. Suck some necks ...'

"...and the humans turned Neville into 80,000 toothpicks..."

'He likes to power nap.'

Horror movies

"Why am I always the designated driver?!"

Godzillla eating people using telephone poles as chopsticks.

Canine Scentipede

Zombies.

He looks so natural lying there...

"The Eggsorcist"

"You really ought to cut down on your scream time."

Doglike man to vampire: 'Call me an apprentice werewolf, or even a beginner werewolf, but don't call me an under werewolf!'

"He's got lifeless eyes. Black eyes...like a DOLL'S EYES!!"

'Don't worry, you're safe. I started my diet today.'

No, this is the red lagoon, the black one is down the road a bit.

'Hello, I'm Dr. Frank Stein and this is my anaesthetist, Dr. Ivan Gore. We'll be doing your hernia operation tomorrow.'

'I'd like my £2.50 back'

"This makes Pamplona seem like child's play."

Doctor Frankenstein creates a new monster that makes the mob even more blood thirsty. Colour

"Alexa, play Thriller by Michael Jackson."

Dracula acquires a taste for maple syrup.

'Halloween is just around the corner, kids. Have you decided what are you going to wear?'

The Scarecrow Gets A Brain From Igor

"I loved the bit where you hid under the seat."

"Sweetie, I'm back from the dead!"

Zumbie: Zumba for zombies.

"Really? That's the only game in this house?"

'Frankincense, dummy! I asked for frankincense!'

'Hey, what am I, chopped liver?'