Horror Film Buffs Gifts

Old sea captains queue to see Monster Whale Revenge.

Horror Movies in Hell.

"It started out with a slight cough and a fever, so I thought maybe I had that Covid, you know? Then I started to get really hungry, like all the time. Well, then my eye fell out and, as you can see, it all started going downhill from there."

Sure, he's a zombie but hey, it's nice to finally meet someone who is more interested in my brains than my body.

Love at First Sight

'Take a few days off. Suck some necks ...'

Horror movies

'He likes to power nap.'

"...and the humans turned Neville into 80,000 toothpicks..."

"Why am I always the designated driver?!"

Godzillla eating people using telephone poles as chopsticks.

Doglike man to vampire: 'Call me an apprentice werewolf, or even a beginner werewolf, but don't call me an under werewolf!'

He looks so natural lying there...

Zombies.

Canine Scentipede

'Don't worry, you're safe. I started my diet today.'

"The Eggsorcist"

No, this is the red lagoon, the black one is down the road a bit.

'Hello, I'm Dr. Frank Stein and this is my anaesthetist, Dr. Ivan Gore. We'll be doing your hernia operation tomorrow.'

'I'd like my £2.50 back'

Dracula acquires a taste for maple syrup.

"This makes Pamplona seem like child's play."

"Alexa, play Thriller by Michael Jackson."

Doctor Frankenstein creates a new monster that makes the mob even more blood thirsty. Colour

'Halloween is just around the corner, kids. Have you decided what are you going to wear?'

'Frankincense, dummy! I asked for frankincense!'

Zumbie: Zumba for zombies.

'Hey, what am I, chopped liver?'

The Scarecrow Gets A Brain From Igor

"Sweetie, I'm back from the dead!"

"Really? That's the only game in this house?"

"I loved the bit where you hid under the seat."

Professor Tulp meets his match

The Mummy's Purse...

'Bad man. . . you are a Bad Man!'