Horror Aficionados Gifts

Stephen King

"I hate to be that guy, but, technically, Frankenstein is the name of my creator, and I'm Frankenstein's monster."

"You wanna lick the bowl?"

"Alexa, play Thriller by Michael Jackson."

"It's a good thing Effie likes these little funerals, she's had such awful luck with her pets."

"...And here is the snack bar."

"Relax. I'm just here to cut the cake."

'Yes, you recognized his voice. Come in Donald, the donor of your left arm's brother.'

One of Dracula's 'coffin mournings'.

Vultures breaking into the county morgue.

The Scarecrow Gets A Brain From Igor

Tattoos removed by flaying.

Van Helsing's plans are thwarted by the Count's new anti-staking device.

'He really wanted to get into the zombie role, so he became a Meth-Head actor.'

'Medical school's been more challenging since the cadavers turned into zombies.'

Sure, he's a zombie but hey, it's nice to finally meet someone who is more interested in my brains than my body.

"So, what brings you in today, Mr. Brooks? High anxiety again?"

Transylvanian backpackers.

"...and the humans turned Neville into 80,000 toothpicks..."

"You do realize I'm going to have to bill you for ten?"

'... And this is my cellar.'

Chiller Theatre

"Why am I always the designated driver?!"

Night of the Zombonies.

Silence of the Chickens...

Dead Funny

Frankenstein working at a hot dog stand.

Igor hesitated - "You give me that silly old brain, and i'll give you these magic beans!"

"He's got lifeless eyes. Black eyes...like a DOLL'S EYES!!"

'Did you watch the horror movie?'

"I'm the bad guy..."

Solar Frankenstein

'So, what's for dinner ...a séance?'

Old sea captains queue to see Monster Whale Revenge.

Horror Stories.