Horror Story Aficionado Pillows

The Headless Horseman's Traumatic Childhood

'There I was... Trapped... With no lawyers...'

The Day When The Curse Of The Mummy Lost It's Horror. . .

'He really wanted to get into the zombie role, so he became a Meth-Head actor.'

"So, what brings you in today, Mr. Brooks? High anxiety again?"

"...and what really makes this story scary is the kittens got lost in the woods before flea and tick products were invented."

'... And this is my cellar.'

Night of the Latkes

Night of the Zombonies.

Chiller Theatre

Dead Funny

Out To Lurch

'Did you watch the horror movie?'

"My great-great-grandfather was forced to flee Europe because of religious persecution."

Igor hesitated - "You give me that silly old brain, and i'll give you these magic beans!"

"I'm the bad guy..."

Solar Frankenstein

"This makes Pamplona seem like child's play."

"So besides opera and lurking, what do you do to relax?"

"800 years old?!! - Gosh... you must be feeling very 'long-in-the tooth."

Scene from 'Night of the Koala'

"Alexa, play Thriller by Michael Jackson."

Horror Stories.

"Where’s your sense of Gothic romance?"

"Do you live nearby by any chance? I hate to eat in public."

"Alone bad. Boyfriend good!"

The Scarecrow Gets A Brain From Igor

Man runs scared from ringing graveyard bell.

Orientation: Welcome to Hell

'A vampire bat! No kidding!'

'...And the best he can do is a bunch of gophers?'

Monster Baseball

"Gee, I'm awfully sorry!"