Horror Story Aficionado Prints

The Headless Horseman's Traumatic Childhood

'There I was... Trapped... With no lawyers...'

The Day When The Curse Of The Mummy Lost It's Horror. . .

'He really wanted to get into the zombie role, so he became a Meth-Head actor.'

"So, what brings you in today, Mr. Brooks? High anxiety again?"

"...and what really makes this story scary is the kittens got lost in the woods before flea and tick products were invented."

'... And this is my cellar.'

Night of the Latkes

Night of the Zombonies.

Dead Funny

Chiller Theatre

Out To Lurch

Frankenstein working at a hot dog stand.

"My great-great-grandfather was forced to flee Europe because of religious persecution."

Igor hesitated - "You give me that silly old brain, and i'll give you these magic beans!"

'Did you watch the horror movie?'

"I'm the bad guy..."

"I'll be a little late. I'm working a double shift."

Solar Frankenstein

"This makes Pamplona seem like child's play."

Scene from 'Night of the Koala'

"So besides opera and lurking, what do you do to relax?"

"800 years old?!! - Gosh... you must be feeling very 'long-in-the tooth."

"Alexa, play Thriller by Michael Jackson."

Horror Stories.

"Where’s your sense of Gothic romance?"

I crawled out of a toilet and ate a guy. Say my name 3 times in a mirror. I dare you. No one suspects I'm Slenderman. She took me home. Then she woke up in a tub of ice missing a kidney. Urban Legends-in-Their-Own-Minds.

"Alone bad. Boyfriend good!"

"Harry?... Is that you?"

"Do you live nearby by any chance? I hate to eat in public."

The Scarecrow Gets A Brain From Igor

Man runs scared from ringing graveyard bell.

Marley had a little lamb

'A vampire bat! No kidding!'

Orientation: Welcome to Hell