Scary Story Enthusiast Prints

Cannibal Eatery

"...and what really makes this story scary is the kittens got lost in the woods before flea and tick products were invented."

A Headless Horseman at a Scout Camp

'He really wanted to get into the zombie role, so he became a Meth-Head actor.'

Night of the Latkes

Silence of the Chickens...

Dead Funny

Chiller Theatre

A spider is afraid of another spider's mask.

Out To Lurch

Igor hesitated - "You give me that silly old brain, and i'll give you these magic beans!"

Zombies.

Solar Frankenstein

"This makes Pamplona seem like child's play."

I crawled out of a toilet and ate a guy. Say my name 3 times in a mirror. I dare you. No one suspects I'm Slenderman. She took me home. Then she woke up in a tub of ice missing a kidney. Urban Legends-in-Their-Own-Minds.

Man runs scared from ringing graveyard bell.

"Harry?... Is that you?"

"Alone bad. Boyfriend good!"

"Do you live nearby by any chance? I hate to eat in public."

'A vampire bat! No kidding!'

'...And the best he can do is a bunch of gophers?'

"How was prom?"

Child buys 'Dracula doll': Keep in box until sunset.

"I've sewn on 2 right hands, and have made you ambidextrous!"

"May I ask what it's in connection with?"

Back to school: The Horror,

"Soy latte for 'Actually Frankenstein is the doctor I don’t have a name.'"

'I really got to stop watching paranormal movies before bed!'

Stephen King

'Big deal! -- anybody can build a prefab!'

'You complete me.'

"Dad, tell us a scary meteorite story."

"No thanks. I'm not interested in any handouts."

The Day When The Curse Of The Mummy Lost It's Horror. . .

Young Stephen King