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Cannibal Eatery

"...and what really makes this story scary is the kittens got lost in the woods before flea and tick products were invented."

A Headless Horseman at a Scout Camp

'He really wanted to get into the zombie role, so he became a Meth-Head actor.'

Night of the Latkes

Silence of the Chickens...

Out To Lurch

Dead Funny

A spider is afraid of another spider's mask.

Chiller Theatre

Igor hesitated - "You give me that silly old brain, and i'll give you these magic beans!"

Zombies.

Solar Frankenstein

"This makes Pamplona seem like child's play."

Man runs scared from ringing graveyard bell.

"Do you live nearby by any chance? I hate to eat in public."

"Alone bad. Boyfriend good!"

'A vampire bat! No kidding!'

"How was prom?"

'...And the best he can do is a bunch of gophers?'

Child buys 'Dracula doll': Keep in box until sunset.

'Big deal! -- anybody can build a prefab!'

"No thanks. I'm not interested in any handouts."

"Soy latte for 'Actually Frankenstein is the doctor I don’t have a name.'"

'You complete me.'

"Dad, tell us a scary meteorite story."

"May I ask what it's in connection with?"

The Day When The Curse Of The Mummy Lost It's Horror. . .

'I really got to stop watching paranormal movies before bed!'

Back to school: The Horror,

"I've sewn on 2 right hands, and have made you ambidextrous!"

Young Stephen King

Happy New Ear!

'I hear they wrote their own vows.'