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'Hey, I thought you people were into recycling!'

"We should never have invited your family to live with us."

'You wienies!! It's just a dirty diaper!!'

Even though he knew he would get nightmares, Jacques couldn't stop reading horror stories in bed.

'Wait a minute, this guy is missing a head Oh jeez, we're totally gonna crash,'

'Now, don't panic, but I'm referring you to Dr. Jekyll.'

'That one? Alright, I'll send Igor to collect her.'

'Now, don't panic, but I'm referring you to Dr, Jekyll,'

"This makes Pamplona seem like child's play."

'He really wanted to get into the zombie role, so he became a Meth-Head actor.'

Sure, he's a zombie but hey, it's nice to finally meet someone who is more interested in my brains than my body.

"...and what really makes this story scary is the kittens got lost in the woods before flea and tick products were invented."

"So, what brings you in today, Mr. Brooks? High anxiety again?"

'... And this is my cellar.'

Night of the Latkes

Dead Funny

Chiller Theatre

"Why am I always the designated driver?!"

Out To Lurch

Night of the Zombonies.

Igor hesitated - "You give me that silly old brain, and i'll give you these magic beans!"

"I'm the bad guy..."

'Did you watch the horror movie?'

Solar Frankenstein

'I'd like my £2.50 back'

Scene from 'Night of the Koala'

"Alexa, play Thriller by Michael Jackson."

"So besides opera and lurking, what do you do to relax?"

Horror Stories.

"Where’s your sense of Gothic romance?"

"800 years old?!! - Gosh... you must be feeling very 'long-in-the tooth."

Man runs scared from ringing graveyard bell.

"Do you live nearby by any chance? I hate to eat in public."

The Scarecrow Gets A Brain From Igor

"I loved the bit where you hid under the seat."