Horror Story Enthusiast Gifts

'Hey, I thought you people were into recycling!'

"The peep was so cute they wanted to eat him up. And they did... head first."

"We should never have invited your family to live with us."

'You wienies!! It's just a dirty diaper!!'

Even though he knew he would get nightmares, Jacques couldn't stop reading horror stories in bed.

'Wait a minute, this guy is missing a head Oh jeez, we're totally gonna crash,'

'Now, don't panic, but I'm referring you to Dr. Jekyll.'

'That one? Alright, I'll send Igor to collect her.'

'Now, don't panic, but I'm referring you to Dr, Jekyll,'

"This makes Pamplona seem like child's play."

'He really wanted to get into the zombie role, so he became a Meth-Head actor.'

Sure, he's a zombie but hey, it's nice to finally meet someone who is more interested in my brains than my body.

"So, what brings you in today, Mr. Brooks? High anxiety again?"

"...and what really makes this story scary is the kittens got lost in the woods before flea and tick products were invented."

'... And this is my cellar.'

Night of the Latkes

Night of the Zombonies.

"Why am I always the designated driver?!"

Chiller Theatre

Dead Funny

Out To Lurch

Frankenstein working at a hot dog stand.

"I'm the bad guy..."

Igor hesitated - "You give me that silly old brain, and i'll give you these magic beans!"

"He's got lifeless eyes. Black eyes...like a DOLL'S EYES!!"

'Did you watch the horror movie?'

Solar Frankenstein

"Alexa, play Thriller by Michael Jackson."

'I'd like my £2.50 back'

I crawled out of a toilet and ate a guy. Say my name 3 times in a mirror. I dare you. No one suspects I'm Slenderman. She took me home. Then she woke up in a tub of ice missing a kidney. Urban Legends-in-Their-Own-Minds.

"Where’s your sense of Gothic romance?"

"800 years old?!! - Gosh... you must be feeling very 'long-in-the tooth."

"So besides opera and lurking, what do you do to relax?"

Scene from 'Night of the Koala'

Horror Stories.