Horror Story Aficionados Prints

Frankenstein opens door to be given an ASBO

"...and what really makes this story scary is the kittens got lost in the woods before flea and tick products were invented."

A spider is afraid of another spider's mask.

"This makes Pamplona seem like child's play."

"Alexa, play Thriller by Michael Jackson."

'I'd like my £2.50 back'

The Scarecrow Gets A Brain From Igor

Zumbie: Zumba for zombies.

"Don't go in there!!"

A mummy, in police tape, chases a police officer.

Sir Conrad Murgatroyd

"I lose more girlfriends that way."

Unbeknownst to many, the Frankenstein legend was in fact based on Albert Grimes, the mad tree surgeon.

'You complete me.'

"Really? You mean you’ve never smoked a joint?"

"Soy latte for 'Actually Frankenstein is the doctor I don’t have a name.'"

One of Dracula's 'coffin mournings'.

'Big deal! -- anybody can build a prefab!'

The Day When The Curse Of The Mummy Lost It's Horror. . .

"So, how's your scary movie?"

A typical Monday. Zombie truck driving maniacs! South Pole penguin love! That's a stupid eco-friendly chick documentary! Insipid, mindless, violent, zombie crud! Negotiations commence, nearly a week before date night. Wimp! Blockbuster head!

"Hello, and welcome to Victor and Igor's latest unboxing video."

Stephen King

Made with 100% recycled material.

'I could have had a V-8!'

Non discrimination to Vampires

"Lost My Grant - Please Help!"

WEREWOLF WEARING DOG CONE

Vampire Family Photos...

Zombie Pulse Eating Vegans.

"I told him. . . 'Norman, forget that woman! She's no good for you! I need you to run the Bates Motel! Norman! Are you listening to your mother?'"

'Wait a minute, this guy is missing a head Oh jeez, we're totally gonna crash,'

"Don't go in there!"

"Don't miss a single word, Edgar. I am not going to dictate this poem again: once upon a midnight dreary, while I pondered, weak and weary..."

"Beastly sorry about all these interruptions."