Horror Story Fan Pillows

"I think I hear a squirrel in the attic. Can you go check it out?"

Made with 100% recycled material.

"Don't miss a single word, Edgar. I am not going to dictate this poem again: once upon a midnight dreary, while I pondered, weak and weary..."

"I'm not a metaphor."

Punch parody of sensationalist syle illustration.

WEREWOLF WEARING DOG CONE

Halloween monster

'Now, don't panic, but I'm referring you to Dr. Jekyll.'

'Good book?'

'Medical school's been more challenging since the cadavers turned into zombies.'

Love at First Sight

Transylvanian backpackers.

"Are your eel rolls electric?"

"You do realize I'm going to have to bill you for ten?"

"...and the humans turned Neville into 80,000 toothpicks..."

"Remember that time you tried to kill me?"

"Why am I always the designated driver?!"

Silence of the Chickens...

Godzillla eating people using telephone poles as chopsticks.

',,, and if anyone knows of a reason why these two should not be married, let them storm this castle with pitchforks and torches or forever hold their peace,'

"It's such a beautiful day. Why don't we go out and get someone to eat?"

Canine Scentipede

"My great-great-grandfather was forced to flee Europe because of religious persecution."

"The Eggsorcist"

The creature from the trailer by the dried-up lagoon.

'So, what's for dinner ...a séance?'

'Hello, I'm Dr. Frank Stein and this is my anaesthetist, Dr. Ivan Gore. We'll be doing your hernia operation tomorrow.'

Doctor Frankenstein creates a new monster that makes the mob even more blood thirsty. Colour

"This makes Pamplona seem like child's play."

Dracula acquires a taste for maple syrup.

"Really? That's the only game in this house?"

Frankenstein's Monster's PC.

Open House of Horrors

"Are you looking for metric or imperial sized neck bolts?"

'Hey, what am I, chopped liver?'