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'Since he just ate lunch, we never know if he'll be Dr. Jekyll or Mr. Naugahyde.'

'Medical school's been more challenging since the cadavers turned into zombies.'

Love at First Sight

Transylvanian backpackers.

"You do realize I'm going to have to bill you for ten?"

"...and the humans turned Neville into 80,000 toothpicks..."

Silence of the Chickens...

Godzillla eating people using telephone poles as chopsticks.

'Well,he certainly has his father's nose!'

Canine Scentipede

"The Eggsorcist"

'So, what's for dinner ...a séance?'

'Hello, I'm Dr. Frank Stein and this is my anaesthetist, Dr. Ivan Gore. We'll be doing your hernia operation tomorrow.'

"Alexa, play Thriller by Michael Jackson."

Doctor Frankenstein creates a new monster that makes the mob even more blood thirsty. Colour

"This makes Pamplona seem like child's play."

'I'd like my £2.50 back'

Open House of Horrors

"Really? That's the only game in this house?"

Frankenstein's Monster's PC.

The Scarecrow Gets A Brain From Igor

"Sweetie, I'm back from the dead!"

'Hey, what am I, chopped liver?'

"Are you looking for metric or imperial sized neck bolts?"

"The guide book sys it's the best B.&B. in the Carpathians."

"I lose more girlfriends that way."

Monsters looking for a new bed to move under.

"There's a loose string on your sweater, dear, but I'm afraid to pull it."

Vampire baby in 'Grav-co' stroller.

"See, dear, it's only an owl hooting...."

Zombie Problems

Frankenstein's Reading Light

Unbeknownst to many, the Frankenstein legend was in fact based on Albert Grimes, the mad tree surgeon.

'Regular or decapitated?'