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'Since he just ate lunch, we never know if he'll be Dr. Jekyll or Mr. Naugahyde.'

'Medical school's been more challenging since the cadavers turned into zombies.'

Love at First Sight

Transylvanian backpackers.

"...and the humans turned Neville into 80,000 toothpicks..."

"You do realize I'm going to have to bill you for ten?"

Silence of the Chickens...

Godzillla eating people using telephone poles as chopsticks.

'Well,he certainly has his father's nose!'

"You really ought to cut down on your scream time."

"The Eggsorcist"

Canine Scentipede

'So, what's for dinner ...a séance?'

'Hello, I'm Dr. Frank Stein and this is my anaesthetist, Dr. Ivan Gore. We'll be doing your hernia operation tomorrow.'

"This makes Pamplona seem like child's play."

"Alexa, play Thriller by Michael Jackson."

Doctor Frankenstein creates a new monster that makes the mob even more blood thirsty. Colour

'I'd like my £2.50 back'

"Are you looking for metric or imperial sized neck bolts?"

Frankenstein's Monster's PC.

"Sweetie, I'm back from the dead!"

"Really? That's the only game in this house?"

Open House of Horrors

'Hey, what am I, chopped liver?'

The Scarecrow Gets A Brain From Igor

"The guide book sys it's the best B.&B. in the Carpathians."

"I lose more girlfriends that way."

"Don't go in there!!"

Zombie Problems

Monsters looking for a new bed to move under.

Vampire baby in 'Grav-co' stroller.

"There's a loose string on your sweater, dear, but I'm afraid to pull it."

"See, dear, it's only an owl hooting...."

Frankenstein's Reading Light

Unbeknownst to many, the Frankenstein legend was in fact based on Albert Grimes, the mad tree surgeon.