Horror Story Buffs Pillows

'Big deal! -- anybody can build a prefab!'

'He really wanted to get into the zombie role, so he became a Meth-Head actor.'

"...and what really makes this story scary is the kittens got lost in the woods before flea and tick products were invented."

'Take a few days off. Suck some necks ...'

Horror movies

"...and the humans turned Neville into 80,000 toothpicks..."

Dead Funny

"What are you looking at, four eyes?"

Chiller Theatre

Doglike man to vampire: 'Call me an apprentice werewolf, or even a beginner werewolf, but don't call me an under werewolf!'

Igor hesitated - "You give me that silly old brain, and i'll give you these magic beans!"

'Don't worry, you're safe. I started my diet today.'

"I hurt a lot of people during my last twelve steps."

Zombies.

He looks so natural lying there...

Solar Frankenstein

Old sea captains queue to see Monster Whale Revenge.

No, this is the red lagoon, the black one is down the road a bit.

'I'd like my £2.50 back'

"Alexa, play Thriller by Michael Jackson."

"This makes Pamplona seem like child's play."

Dracula acquires a taste for maple syrup.

Giant slug attacks a city

I crawled out of a toilet and ate a guy. Say my name 3 times in a mirror. I dare you. No one suspects I'm Slenderman. She took me home. Then she woke up in a tub of ice missing a kidney. Urban Legends-in-Their-Own-Minds.

'Halloween is just around the corner, kids. Have you decided what are you going to wear?'

Zumbie: Zumba for zombies.

'Frankincense, dummy! I asked for frankincense!'

"Harry?... Is that you?"

The Scarecrow Gets A Brain From Igor

"Do you live nearby by any chance? I hate to eat in public."

"Alone bad. Boyfriend good!"

Man runs scared from ringing graveyard bell.

Professor Tulp meets his match

'A vampire bat! No kidding!'

'...And the best he can do is a bunch of gophers?'