Horror Story Buffs Pillows

'Big deal! -- anybody can build a prefab!'

'He really wanted to get into the zombie role, so he became a Meth-Head actor.'

"...and what really makes this story scary is the kittens got lost in the woods before flea and tick products were invented."

'Take a few days off. Suck some necks ...'

"...and the humans turned Neville into 80,000 toothpicks..."

Horror movies

"What are you looking at, four eyes?"

Chiller Theatre

Dead Funny

Zombies.

He looks so natural lying there...

Igor hesitated - "You give me that silly old brain, and i'll give you these magic beans!"

'Don't worry, you're safe. I started my diet today.'

Doglike man to vampire: 'Call me an apprentice werewolf, or even a beginner werewolf, but don't call me an under werewolf!'

"I hurt a lot of people during my last twelve steps."

Solar Frankenstein

No, this is the red lagoon, the black one is down the road a bit.

Old sea captains queue to see Monster Whale Revenge.

Giant slug attacks a city

"This makes Pamplona seem like child's play."

"Alexa, play Thriller by Michael Jackson."

Dracula acquires a taste for maple syrup.

'I'd like my £2.50 back'

'Halloween is just around the corner, kids. Have you decided what are you going to wear?'

"Alone bad. Boyfriend good!"

The Scarecrow Gets A Brain From Igor

'Frankincense, dummy! I asked for frankincense!'

Man runs scared from ringing graveyard bell.

Zumbie: Zumba for zombies.

"Do you live nearby by any chance? I hate to eat in public."

'A vampire bat! No kidding!'

Professor Tulp meets his match

'Bad man. . . you are a Bad Man!'

'...And the best he can do is a bunch of gophers?'