Scary Story Enthusiasts Pillows

'Don't let the bed bugs bite...Or the pillow goblins bore into your eyes and suck out your brains...'

'He really wanted to get into the zombie role, so he became a Meth-Head actor.'

"...and what really makes this story scary is the kittens got lost in the woods before flea and tick products were invented."

Night of the Latkes

Out To Lurch

Dead Funny

A spider is afraid of another spider's mask.

Chiller Theatre

Silence of the Chickens...

Igor hesitated - "You give me that silly old brain, and i'll give you these magic beans!"

Solar Frankenstein

"What are you kids going to be for Halloween?"

'I'd like my £2.50 back'

"This makes Pamplona seem like child's play."

"Alexa, play Thriller by Michael Jackson."

Man runs scared from ringing graveyard bell.

The Scarecrow Gets A Brain From Igor

"Alone bad. Boyfriend good!"

"Do you live nearby by any chance? I hate to eat in public."

'A vampire bat! No kidding!'

"I lose more girlfriends that way."

'...And the best he can do is a bunch of gophers?'

'It's been murder since it was announced that eyes of newt might be a cancer cure.'

"How was prom?"

Unbeknownst to many, the Frankenstein legend was in fact based on Albert Grimes, the mad tree surgeon.

Child buys 'Dracula doll': Keep in box until sunset.

"May I ask what it's in connection with?"

"Dad, tell us a scary meteorite story."

"I've sewn on 2 right hands, and have made you ambidextrous!"

"Please....wait...the...meeting...host...will....let you...in....soon."

One of Dracula's 'coffin mournings'.

"No thanks. I'm not interested in any handouts."