Scary Story Enthusiasts Gifts

'Don't let the bed bugs bite...Or the pillow goblins bore into your eyes and suck out your brains...'

'He really wanted to get into the zombie role, so he became a Meth-Head actor.'

"...and what really makes this story scary is the kittens got lost in the woods before flea and tick products were invented."

Night of the Latkes

Out To Lurch

A spider is afraid of another spider's mask.

Dead Funny

Chiller Theatre

Silence of the Chickens...

Igor hesitated - "You give me that silly old brain, and i'll give you these magic beans!"

Solar Frankenstein

'I'd like my £2.50 back'

I crawled out of a toilet and ate a guy. Say my name 3 times in a mirror. I dare you. No one suspects I'm Slenderman. She took me home. Then she woke up in a tub of ice missing a kidney. Urban Legends-in-Their-Own-Minds.

"What are you kids going to be for Halloween?"

"Alexa, play Thriller by Michael Jackson."

"This makes Pamplona seem like child's play."

Man runs scared from ringing graveyard bell.

The Scarecrow Gets A Brain From Igor

"Harry?... Is that you?"

"Alone bad. Boyfriend good!"

"Do you live nearby by any chance? I hate to eat in public."

'A vampire bat! No kidding!'

"How was prom?"

'It's been murder since it was announced that eyes of newt might be a cancer cure.'

'...And the best he can do is a bunch of gophers?'

"I lose more girlfriends that way."

"Don't go in there!!"

Unbeknownst to many, the Frankenstein legend was in fact based on Albert Grimes, the mad tree surgeon.

Child buys 'Dracula doll': Keep in box until sunset.

Back to school: The Horror,

"Hello, and welcome to Victor and Igor's latest unboxing video."

"May I ask what it's in connection with?"

One of Dracula's 'coffin mournings'.

Stephen King

"No thanks. I'm not interested in any handouts."