Scary Story Lover Gifts

"Please be a Halloween costume..."

"Dad, tell us a scary meteorite story."

The Bride of Frankenstein

Love at First Sight

"...and what really makes this story scary is the kittens got lost in the woods before flea and tick products were invented."

Halloween may be a little different this year.

Silence of the Chickens...

Chiller Theatre

"Why am I always the designated driver?!"

Unfinished painting of a monster in a lake sits beside the lake with no painter in sight

The witch of the west again showed no water usage for the month.

"There it was again...SOOIE! And then she realized the pig call was coming from inside the house!"

',,, and if anyone knows of a reason why these two should not be married, let them storm this castle with pitchforks and torches or forever hold their peace,'

'Well, now we know why Dracula's been getting all the girls lately.'

"Son, you can't get blood from a turnip!"

"What are you kids going to be for Halloween?"

Scary stuff

Horror Stories.

Ghost puddle

Halloween Support Group

'It's been murder since it was announced that eyes of newt might be a cancer cure.'

'There's an imposter among us!'

'I don't know who you are stranger, but if you mess with big Gus you'll be in your coffin by dawn!'

"Frank, I want you to try antidepressants."

"I don't care if it's a boy or a girl, as long as it's undead."

Ghost frightens the photo booth.

"I lose more girlfriends that way."

"Soy latte for 'Actually Frankenstein is the doctor I don’t have a name.'"

'Yes, I'm fiercely opposed to stem cell research.'

She did only twenty-eight of the thirty-two fouetts in the Black Swan pas de deux . . . or are my eyes deceiving me?

'You complete me.'

Happy Halloween. Something's different about her. It's boo!-tox. Every Halloween its the same thing. They take candy off the house and never come to the door. That careless jerk almost trampled me! What was it? The "Heedless" Horseman! I know it's just toilet paper, but as a mummy it still gives me the creeps!

'Watch out for a very angry witch with a scythe.'

"Red wine with fish? Sometimes you really are a monster."

'I really got to stop watching paranormal movies before bed!'